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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Heres a good laugh for ya!! Sorry CoachV!
This old man and woman wondering that even though they were both well and not in bad shape, she - a little saggy, he- very hard of hearing, and into their eighties, were they too old to have children.
So it was decided by both they would make a visit to their local doctor for check-ups to see about having a child!
The old man and woman go into the Doctor's Office and patiently wait for him to arrive in the room. Once he gets there he ask the old man to step out while he examines the old woman. WaaaaHH did he say??? bellows the old man?
YOU NEED TO STEP OUT FOR A MINUTE - hollers the elderly lady knowing her husband is terribly hard of hearing. So he does. In the meantime the doctor proceeds to check the old lady over thoroughly and is amazed at just how fit she is for her age.
A few minutes later the doctor ask the old lady to have her husband come back into the room but would like for her to stay since her husband can't hear well and maybe she could help the doctor explain things to the old man.
She brings her husband in to the room and he sits on the examining table. The doctor looks at the old man and says "Now I'm Gonna Need a Urine Sample, a Stoole Sample and a Sperm Sample". The old man looks over at his wife looking confused and says 'WHAT DID HE SAY'??????????
The wife replies - "HE SAYS HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR'!!!!!!!!!!!!
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