I've got too many
ooops to remember them all!

But, they all usually end up in the funny story log.
Right before I got diagnosed, I introduced my boss of over 10 years at a meeting of 500 people by the wrong name. You should have seen HIS face! I had no idea what was wrong but I knew he wasn't liking it. The next year at the same type meeting, I fell off the stage. Yep, just standing there & BLAM.
Oh lordy....good times!