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Old 02-26-2008, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by CayoKay View Post
*inhales deeply*

pardon me?





lol, and MY son gifted me with a shirt that says:

INSANITY is HEREDITARY

You Get it From Your Kids!



*kay skips off, singing a medley consisting of The Bangles, and ol' Monty*

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

swiftly segues into:

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh





Yep, that's one of my favorites too.

And now, for something completely different:

Then again let me tell you about my son singing along to the Monty Python tape in my car when my 90 year old grandmother was in the front seat. It was fine when he sang The Lumberjack Song. It was great when he sang the Spam song. But I almost peed myself when I realized that my grandmother (who was a bit hard of hearing) was intently trying to listen to my son when he was singing, "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....." He got to the "life will be fine if we both...." line and I quickly popped out the tape. A bit of a delayed reaction, but when you're stunned that will happen!


I like the bumper sticker that says:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy & good with ketchup

(Remember the candy "Crunchy frogs"? "If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?")


And then there is my personal favorite bumper sticker:
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!



You should have seen my grandson's face when I said to him, "And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks." He's pretty smart for a 9 year old and said, "A guy with three butts?" Aaaah.... I sense another convert.....


Oh, you really need to listen to David Peel and the Lower East Side's one album that's decorated very prettily with plant material. Personal favorites on that album are Happy Mother's Day, Here Comes a Cop, and the plant material song. VERY '60s, but VERY funny! Kind of like listening to The Chad Mitchell Trio sing the Hip Song (valuable lesson in that song).

Oh yeah
Well, for a long time now
I've been aware
That I'm so hip
The rest of the world is square
Now I'll tell all you people
And just take my tip
It doesn't pay to be too hip


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