Originally Posted by MooseasaurusRex

Vanity, thy name is hair.

Moose has stuck with the high speed/low maintenance haircut with clippers for a while. No comb overs, no grays.

Except when I let the beard grow out...

Have you noticed none of our emotiocoms have hair? Huh? Huh?
Bald is just easier.

And super sexy, too!

Or... something.