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Wisest Elder Ever
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: cajun country, lafayette Louisiana
Posts: 24,238
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Wisest Elder Ever
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: cajun country, lafayette Louisiana
Posts: 24,238
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weight watchers prose
Only One Pound
Hello, do you know me?
If you don't you should.
I'm a pound of fat,
and I'm the happiest pound of fat
that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm Only One Pound, just a pound.
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds,
but never only one,
so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself ever so slyly
so that you never seem to notice it,
that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat,
left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in,
keep right on saying
"Oh, I only lost one pound."
(as if that were such a terrible thing!)
For you see,
if you do this
you'll encourage others to keep me around
because they will think I'm not worth losing.
And I love being around you
your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!
After all,
I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
- Author Unknown
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Hattie the black and white one wrestling with hazel, calico. lost hattie to cancer.....
Happiness is a decision....
150mg of lamictal 2x a day
haldol 5mg 2x a day
1mg of cogentin 2x a day
klonipin , 1mg at night
I will not give up in this weight loss journey, nor this need to be AF. 3-19-13=156, 6-7-13=139, 8-19-13=149, 11-12-13=140, 6-28-14=157, 7-24-14=149, 9-24-14=144, 1-12-15=164, 2-28-15=149, 4-21-15=143, 6-26-15=138.5, 7-22-15=146, 8-24-15=151, 9-15-15=145, 11-1-15=137, 11-29-15=143, 1-4-16=152, 1-26-16=144, 2-24-16=150, 8-15-16=163, 1-4-17=169, 9-20-17=174, 11-17-17=185.6, 3-22-18=167.9, 8-31-18= 176.3, 3-6-19=190.8 5-30-20=176, 1-4-21=202, 10-4-21= 200.8,12-10-21=186, 3-26-22=180.3, 7-30-22=188, 10-15-22=180.9,
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