LOL, I never understood the whole "women & shoes", I mean I don't have 30 pairs of shoes in my closet and dream about shoe shopping. I HATE shoes, I even go outside bare foot with snow on the ground to get the mail because I don't want to put shoes on my feet.
Of course this could be why I needed 10 stitches in my foot when I was 6 to close my foot back up.

I don't make my kids wear shoes in our back yard, DH hates this.