Show Tunes Changed to MS Tunes

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Mess (MS) Side Story

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The song was re-written on a thread that talked about how a member was having swallowing problems and was told it was due to "anxiety", not MS.
It reminds me of that song from West Side Story: Officer Krumpke
Here is an MS version of it:

Patient: Dear Kindly Dr. Neuro
You gotta understand
It just my lack of swallowing
That gets me out of hand

Neuro: Your mother was so crazy
Your father's hair was pink
Golly, Patient,,no wonder you cant drink.

Gee, Crazy MS Patient
You are very upset
You say you cant breathe
Or eat something thats wet
Youdo have MS but,
you're not misunderstood,
Deep down inside,you're no good.

Patient:We're no good
We're no good
We're no earthly good
The best of us are no good.

Neuro: Dear MS Patient, youre really a square
You dont need a doctor, you need an analysts care
Its just your neurosis that oughta be curbed
Deep down inside you're disturbed.

MS Patient: I'm disturbed

All MS Patients: We're disturbed we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Thats why we cannot swallow--
We're disturbed!

Psychiatrist: My Dear Neurologist
You've done it again
This guy don't need a head shrink
He needs a doc who can liss-en
It's just his nerve endings
that really are fried
Deep down inside
MS owns his hide.

Neuro:
Dear kindly big head shrinker
Take a better note
It's clear that the neurosis
Is closing up her throat.
It's not that she has MS,
its that she is a fake
Head shrink, shrink her
Now for goodness sake!

Patient: Gee Dr. Neurologist
What am I to do
Cuz no one wants a patient with a mental disease.

Gee Neurologist
What am I to do?
Gee Dr. Neurologist
F*** You