I can eat caviar because they're crunchy and salty and go good on crackers, but whipworms? There's a difference between eating baby fishies and lil ole worms. Besides, when was the last time you had a nice dollop of whipworms on a cracker?

Caviar tip: Do not eat caviar with marshmellows. (I have it on good authority from two people that this is not a good idea.)

Guinness tip: Do not eat Corn Pops with Guinness. Apparently it doesn't taste so good. (Duh.... I told the guy to try it with Cocoa Puffs. )