I was speaking with my lawyer yesterday, and we were doing a quick catch-up...

I told her the days I'll be on vacation and that I'm going to the shore with my dog. I said: "She likes to run in the waves and poop on the beach."

My lawyer said: "I like to do that too."

I blurted: "What???

She said, "I don't like to poop on the beach; I like walking and running on the beach."

Thank goodness she clarified . She had me worried there for a sec. or two.


(And, yes, the doggie duty will be cleaned up if mine does anything that isn't polite to leave public places .)