okay - here's a good one: (please laugh along)

why didn't yous tell me that guys don't come with instructions! LOL

I was IMing with a new friend last night - and I had one of those "ah-ha" moments!

it finally dawned on me (okay - it took 4-5 days) .. he just met the queen! LOL and is not sure what to do?? seeing a sick person OUT IN PUBLIC and ENJOYING HERSELF (me!) .. had to be a real shocker!

yes .. I DO have limitations .. and YES, I was in pain the whole time - but I didn't flinch .. I wanted (and made it) to be a good time!

why was I beating myself up about this?? he doesn't realize that he was in the presence of royalty!! (okay okay - I'm poorer than a church mouse, but I looked and felt like a million bucks!)

it's only wednesday - and guys have no timetable ... and remember - it took him almost 6 months to finally call me .. and when he did - it was on his birthday in the middle of tax season!

just because I'm 'sick' doesn't mean that I'm just lying around in my deathbed!

thought you'd enjoy my 'V-8' moment!!