Oh, no you don't! We are not going to let our group therapy fall away! Beth, any major catastrophes to report? Chrappy, honey, how's your breathing? Jappy, we know that you've fallen into a dark, scary place.

I feel bad, Geri, our postmaster has up and left us for good, I'm afraid.

Sappy, take over for me will ya'? I have to go wee wee.