OMAGAWD! I did not say anything bad!

OK, we were discussing our cholesterol levels and she (Renee) said "My cholesterol is better than yours and I am the fat a$#!" I proceeding to say out of jest and embarrassment "I know!"

I did not mean it that way at all! LOL I meant that she had ms and all and even Jim's cholesterol is better than mine. I meant that they are the ones with auto immune issues and here I sit with no excuse and have high cholesterol. LOL

I SWEAR I DID NOT MEAN SHE WAS A BIG GIRL! PINKY SWEAR!

Hmmm, ask Renee what she said to her neighbor that same day! lmao

My update: The MIL is coming by. She was supposed to come by tomorrow but since she wants to make life easier on herself, she is coming by here today and then off to her sisters. Nothing like a answering machine message at 6pm while we are out that she is coming by! Whoohoo! My house is a mess but you know what? I don't care. This is only her third visit in over a year.

Renee, I'll call you later after she leaves.