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Originally Posted by MooseasaurusRex
*The 'whupwhupwhup' sound of helicopter blades can be heard. What looks like fireworks erupt around EM, effectively scattering the hateful witches torturing him. In the confusion, MooseMan drops in just next to EM riding a litter for extracting people in just such situations.*
"BACK UP, @#$%'s! There's only so much a cat can handle of this silliness. Go play S&M with your boyfriends".
*MooseMan swings his patented BrainPainCane toward the banshees as they try to regroup. Shoving EM into the litter, he sheilds him from the barrage of rocks being chunked their way. Giving the chopper a quick thumbs up, the two are safley whisked away.*
" ... and to all, a good night"!
*Three 'Naughty Nurses' attend to EM's wounds in the helicopter as MooseMan looks on in disbelief.*
"Dear God, man... MORE Duct tape"??!!
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And as the helicopter rises and starts flying over the trees, a loud BOOM! is heard coming from the helicopter engine.
The helicopter starts to spin (because the pilot failed the chapter on "auto rotation" in helicopter school, and Empathy Man starts to feel some really horrible vertigo.