Ok thought I'd add a couple of my own...this one I hear regularly from my dear mother......

I know you feel horrible...But you can't give in to it.

If she only knew how much that one statement wants to make me go postal.

OH and another from her....

I hope your husband doesn't just get tired of all of your problems one day and leave you.

For which he would regularly like to go postal!

And My all time trashiest saying........Knocked up!!!

I hate that!! I saw a girl in the store the other day with her husband wearing a shirt that said i'm not fat, i'm knocked up! So I'm thinking ok he's not really your husband he's your john for the night, you're fourteen, and conceived while drunk in his truck at the trailer park?

So tasteless.