What's wrong with Lizards, Salamanders,
Frogs, Toads, Spiders, & Snakes? As well
as Praying Mantis, Lady Bugs, etc ...

You almost had me on your side, UNTIL YOU MENTIONED Praying Mantisis (what the heck is the plural of Mantis??)

Anyway, I found an ant in my bathroom today. Since it's freezing outside, and the wind is howling, I have no idea how this creature got into my bathroom sink, but he was a goner in two seconds flat.

And of course I had to take out my Steam Mop and go over the bathroom again.

That is going to be one very lonely ant.

I could never make it on a farm. I'd be evicted in 5 minutes.

Jeez, bugs, lizards, salamanders (what's the difference between a geikko and a salamander??)