Wanders in staggering under a load of Guinness cases, green food dye, assorted liquors and mixers and drops it all ( carefully mind you!!!) in the center of the room.
I've had the worst week at work! I would look in and see you all partying for Major Tom and just whiiiine!
Pulls out the trusty shaker cup and rips open the 50 lb. bag of ice. Drops a few cubes in my cup and twists open the gallon of Bacardi and pours it in, counting to 5 s-l-o-w-l-y, tops it off with COKE (
Taffy), slaps the cover on and drinks for 2 minutes without stopping, emptying the tall shaker...and pours another one. Raises that one to Major Tom with a grin
Here's to you and for you and to you again! May you rise from your bed and continue to take us throughout the cosmos with your amazing men with their flying machines!!! We all miss you!!
Ready Setty DRINK!!!
( hey!stop that! quit spraying the food coloring around, Brain! Holly put that glass down and use a bottle! Kay, I think you lost an iguana or something like it over there! Greenjeans..you DO have some green on you now! What IS that lizard crawling up your jeans? AMN! Get off the table and PUT that lampshade down!!
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Ya just can't leave 'em alone, Tom, especially not with your beer!