Attractive women should not tease Moose...

Stationed in England, I taped everything to a co-workers desk. I mean everything. Picture of her husband, vase, calendar, pencils, etc. Then ran extra strong rubber bands around the wheels of the drawers to her desk. (Try to open them, they would snap shut again).

The only one that really drove her bonkers was the tape on the buttons that hang up the phone. I worked night shift at the time, and my NCO told me later she couldn't figure out what was wrong with her phone, spending all day getting up from her desk to cross the office and answer a call from my desk.
Yes, it's a cliche but true. She was another woman born with a phone in her hand.

Good times... good times...