Wow, I feel like I'm in line at the Catholic confessional. Carp! It's my turn!

Okay, I'm basically in total atrophy at this point and having a hard time moving much. So, yesterday, I actually got out a pair of my fatgirl jeans because my slimmer ones were just too tight. I think I'm smack-dab in the middle of the two sizes.

You guys have talked me into it, I'm going to get the Ab Lounge and see if I can get on and off it without breaking anything. I have no abs, so this should be interesting. I haven't really done anything but maintain for so long, now I'm starting again and I hope I can dissipate some of this flab and maybe even discover a waistline. I'm big in the gut and small in the butt, so these jeans look like a potato sack on me.

Let's get moving, people!