I laughed my head off at the last two women.

What I don't understand is HOW COME NO ONE GOT MAD????

I looked at Alan and I said "I can only imagine if this was you and I and we plopped down on this thing and got soaked.

I would not be laughing, that much I can tell you.

Alan said :"I bet they got free mattresses".

Now he is a funny man.