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Magnate
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,136
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Magnate
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,136
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A Chuckle...THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.
In desperation I asked the Web
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.
So, if inside your 'inbox'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy' 'Scan' and 'paste' her
And send her back to me.
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer
THEY ARE THE GREATEST.
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You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. ~~Barbara Hall
I long to accomplish a great and noble tasks, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker. ~~Helen Keller
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