My car would have been totaled.

My Dad was in the AF for 35 years. When he got out, he turned into a mailman...LOL...He was double dipper on the federal pension.

He lived in Massachusetts, city type place, outside of Boston, lots of traffic. He used to have to park his truck and walk most of his route...until the wild turkeys started chasing him down and attacking him.

He complained to the postmaster and the guy didn't believe him, until he did a ride along/walk along to check it out...and was attacked and mauled by the turkeys. Dad jumped a fence into a yard to get away but the other guy didn't make it over the fence...LOL!


The bigwigs came down and refigured the mail route to avoid having their employees attacked by turkeys!! The route was made into a driving route where the turkeys hung out...