You are NOT going to believe this! There are Dove chocolate home parties! Yes, just like Tupperware or candles or oysters or whatever all else there is. One of my neighbors got an invitation to one, and I about FELL OUT!!!!

I checked it out myself, thinking it might be just a cruel hoax, but nope, it's right there on www.dovechocolateathome.com. Chocolate parties. Whoa.