I wonder if Who Moi's lovely wife is really Spanish?

I wonder why Moi retired and then decided to enter the NT force again?

I wonder if non-twins and non-cousins Twinkletoes and Tamiloo were mistaken for polygs when they stopped with Olhipie to buy new tires not 30 min. from the notorious Colorado City, AZ?

I wonder when Moi will wonder again. I wonder if he saves up his wonders and only posts once a year?

I wonder if he and his DW have a child named Spanish Moi, which really doesn't go together cause that mixes Spanish and French, so I wonder if they call him Who...Yo?