Okay I laughed but can't think of a really good one. Let's try this.

I went shopping for a dress and my DD (who was less than 2) comes into the changing room with me. The dress was too small so instead of getting upset about it I said well this is too tight let's try a larger size. On the way out of the dressing room to get a bigger size my daughter is saying 'too tight, too tight, too tight'. Everyone in the area just started laughing - including my husband. I think I turned three shades of red!!!!

(did you laugh?)