Waaaiiittt!!!! I wuz gonna say get a flag on the long pole, but HMS Highness beat me to it! Hummmpphttt!

Congrats 2U B2! Might be the best $100 you ever spent!
Hey, see if you can find one of those kids at the tech enrolled in automotive painting or an art class -- they'd be handy with an airbrush.

Gosh, full of ideas this a.m.: wonder if they could take that airbrush a step further and make me look thin!

And airbrush out my double chin and get rid of the eyebags. *calling tech's 911 number*