Thank you Mrs. D (Fla. reference noted : ) and AAcyrn!

Yep, bogus and designed to twist the knickers of those who don't like to see children or those who are disadvantaged mistreated.

I'd like to take my twisted knickers and ram it....(never mind)...just thinking this for a brief moment gives me enough satisfaction.

I'm filing this under "is it what it is" and have said the Serenity Prayer.