"I dreamed I died and went to heaven, but I wasn't happy there. The angels were so angry with me they threw me back down to earth, right here on the heath. I woke up crying tears of joy." - Cathy

"Why did God give me life? It's nothing but hunger and pain." - Heathcliff

-- Wuthering Heights (1933)

"I caught you a delicious bass" - Napoleon Dynamite