Now, I am tempted to make things up!

Like...yeah!!! my mom can beat up your mom!

The closest I ever got the star "encounters" was with Bruce Jenner (who was once a Olympic Medal star in track and is now somehow connected to the Kardashian family and freakish with too many face lifts). I met him at the Grammy's in 1989.

I was 7 months pregnant, HUGE - looked like twins - and wandering around the pre-party. He and his blond date stopped in front of me. He asked her if she thought I was pregnant or just fat...

I was too star struck to react.