I've never been on a cruise. When I was 22, some friends sailed on one, and they had a Bon Voyage Party. My first Bon Voyage party.

The girls were giggling (as young girls do, when we are in our early 20's), at all the stewards, and the crew.

I never saw so many good looking guys in my life.

One crew member passed us. He was about 6 feet 4, blond and had a beard and a mustache. He looked like Eric the Viking. So I decided to call him Eric. I said 'Eric??" and he looked at me like I had lost my mind. I never felt so stupid in all my life.

Ah, the memories!!!!