You are BRILLIANT!!!

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!

You ought to make a career as a satirist. You could write for any of the late-night talk shows.

The list of mimics had me rolling on the floor!!! Recurrent Ninja Attacks--Machine Shop Malfunction-- laughed my head off!

P (from floor): Oops, there went another appendage!

Dr: Well, your head is not technically an appendage.

Nancy T. (who just learned the word "leprosarium" from a manuscript I'm editing)