I spent a weekend with a bunch of skinny-dipping hippies when I was 16. My cousin had a farm in MO on the AR border. The Arkansas River ran through his land, and he made a beach area. He had a huge party for the Summer Solstice, and people came from all over the country to attend.

I was on the beach hanging out ( ) with all the naked folks when we see two canoes approaching from upstream. Each canoe carried an elderly couple. As they passed us by, the women gasped. One man in the canoe said "Where ARE we?" Before anyone could answer, the man in the other canoe said "HEAVEN!"