Originally Posted by AfterMyNap

Well, Jess, it may be time to name them. They have lives too, ya' know. You could name each one after a jerk, or an ex-president, or a really uncomfortable shoe, or that beotch in jr. high who put nasty notes into your locker vents, or hey! what about that chick in 4th grade who thought she was a horse and clumped around snorting on the playground?!?!?!

I took a film once and put ugly faces and mustaches on all my lesions with a Sharpie.