I was 7 months pregnant and had that beached whale look.

1. I was sitting in a chair, it was after the pre-show and before the Grammy's. My DH had gone to the car to get a muffin for me. It seemed to take a long time so I looked at my watch. Suddenly a woman screamed, "Oh my gosh, are you timing your contractions??!!

2. Everyone is milling around the entrance hall. Bruce Jenner (then, a celebrity because of his incredible Olympics track performance) was standing in front of me, a blond beauty on his arm. He proceeded to talk to her wondering if I was pregnant or fat. I stood there blinking and looking stupid.

3. We had seats up in the balcony. People were only allowed to get up during commercial time so when I knew it was almost time to use the restroom, I got out of my seat and headed toward the exit.

I tripped on my two left feet and started to run forward in an attempt to catch my balance. I could hear the collective gasp and I will NEVER forget the faces of the two men that were directly in my path.

4. The line to use the ladies room was long, probably 30-40 women in line. No problem, there was no urgency.

I heard a woman holler, "Hey you, the woman at the back of the line!" Everyone looked at me.Then she said, "I remember what it was like to be pregnant! You get to go to the front of the line."