WREN:

Go to your local computer store.

Ask the man 'Show me how to use a LAPTOP, please". You obviously want to go on the internet. Ask the man if the laptop comes with stuff inside so you can go home, plug it in and go on the internet. If it doesn't ask him to show you how you can do this.

He will show you.

Watch what he does. Ask questions. Don't buy it until you completely understand what he has told you.

Practice on the laptop in the computer store.

Buy the laptop.

Bring it home, plug it in.

You will be all set.

See??? small words. BIG EXPLANATION!!! lol