Saturday night, I ate some of my birthday cake. It had red, white and blue frosting. I noticed that night after eating the cake that I was all itchy, like I get when I eat shrimp.

I took a Benadryl and went to sleep.

Yesterday I had some more b-day cake, and more itchies.

Tonight I had another piece of cake, and guess what's going on now?

I'm scratching myself to death!!!!

Hmmm...I wonder which dye in the frosting did it. Carp...I guess I wont be having cake next year.