Hmmmm. Lard bricks?

The mind boggles!
Couldn't just stick a wick up the middle of them and call them candles?
And that pork crackle thingy! Is that like beef jerky, only pork?
It looks like pig skin to me........
OMG! I just realised what you said! Has Kevin Bacon gone to the great freezer in the sky then?
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