I guess you'd better be super nice to him until??? But, not too super nice?
We all know honey goes further than vinegar...but don't lay it on too thick.
Maybe gourmet burgers? I mean Vidalias are in season and they can do wonders to any meats....
I would say something like: OUCHIE! Except that during my tests they had to wake me up from the last ones? Didn't feel a THING! Good/bad news there folks.
Happy testing? - j