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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Way down yonder in the Land of Cotton
Posts: 231
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Way down yonder in the Land of Cotton
Posts: 231
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Blueberry Tarts?? OH NO!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
Mark.....OMG!!
I like Blueberry Tarts...but I simply ADORE Blueberry Muffins,  and I am desperate for some of my Mom's Blueberry Pancakes!!!
What do I do???  Do I have a dread Willy Wonka Disease? Will I blow up and turn BLUE like that horrid little girl....what was her name...Violet (because she turned Violet, right? LOL) I think it was?
Oh no!! Help! Will you take me to the deflating place? Do they even HAVE a deflating place? I bet it hurts!!! OMG!!!
Or...will I pop out in millions of BLUE speckles all over my face and body? The Dreaded Blueberry Measles (hmmm...that word HAS to be plural, according to my Spell Checker. Guess you can't have just one "measle"? LOL)!!! What do they do it if is that??? Help!!!
What about eating Blueberries and CHOCOLATE??? OMG! I AM DOOMED!!!!! Where do I go? What do I do? Is there a Specialist? I have looked...there isn't even a FORUM for any of this? Oh HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark...you are my only HOPE! Please....I am watching for any sign of blue swelling, blue speckles, or....I don't even know WHAT for the Blue Berry Chocolate THING!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
(Now...you know I am playing, right? Trying to make you smile and laugh, and hoping that you might want to play too. If not this...then something. We have to keep your spirits, and your chin, up my dear friend.
Very seriously, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for thinking about ALL of us when you are looking through your new "rooms" here in this big new house of ours, and seeing how many things...dangers...we are all up agaisnt because we have RSD. It is why I really really think that it is an autoimmune disorder thing...no matter what some docs might say. There are even more things to add to your list that like to walk hand and hand with RSD, and you are right, for some reason, they like to hit women more than men.
But, I thank you for putting up this warning to us...and for thinking about us...and for CARING. I wanted to be SURE to tell you that, and not just have you think I was making fun, or making light of the very good deed that you did here....and the kindness that you ALWAYS show. But..I saw your joking around with the blue berry tart thing, and since I DO like them...and since Debby said she did too...I simply could NOT help myself....so....)
OH NO!!! I see suspicious BROWN Spots! Oh..HELP! Could it be the Dreaded Blueberry Chocolate THING????!!!!
Oh...wait. False alarm....those are Moles.  LOL
But..I am still on the look out here. The FDA should put out a WARNING or something about BLUEBERRIES!!! They have about Spiniach, Lettuce, and just this moring Egg Salad!!! (or, maybe that was a company recalling...whatever! It is a WARNING anyway!)!! Surely I am not the ONLY one that might have whatever happen, happen?
Oh no...what if I am? Oh no...HELP even MORE now!
Woe is ME! 
I am looking in the phone book, and calling 411, and looking on interenet...trying to find specialist. Keep fingers crossed.
(((Hugs)))
Jose the Worried
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