OK, I have a brand new whine for today....Frank, I could really use some of that cheese.
My scooter took a wheely, while backing up and threw me twisted and bent to the floor.

I was on the floor looking for my left foot..I knew it had to be there, but I couldn't find it

I was SITTING on it. Yikes!!
It took me awhile to relax myself enough, so could get up...ON ONE FOOT, 'cause I killed the other one..

. I tell myself, whilst sitting on butt.."Is this the time I wont be able to get myself up"? EGADS!!!
DD was on her way with DGrands, so I had to pretend it was nothing. I had a few new toys for them so, they were too busy to notice and I just didn't say anything.
I'm OK, my left foot is swollen and hurts a little, but, I didn't break anything.

A small sprain, maybe, but I can stand on it, now, an itty bit.
Ok, who mentioned falling, here, Huh, huh?

You made me fall. I haven't fallen in a long time. It's all your fault, I tell Ya...
End of Rant...