(((who moi)))

You are MUCH better than I am at laying eggs. When I do it in public, mine tend to spash on everyone's face, so I'm forced to bring it home. When I bring it home, it all becomes scrambled and ends up in the garbage. If I try to feed it to my husband, he spits it out in my face.

Don't shoot - I have no more eggs. Never was much of a cook anyway.