It's fair game now that she's late because she had to do her hair. If you had a set time to meet, her hair should have been done and her butt in a chair by you.

Totally start slurring your words, blurt out random thoughts, keep repeating yourself over and over as if you forgot the conversation, jerky around to mimic spasticity, etc. Bring it on girl.

Do you have a web cam on your computer? You can dial me up so I can be the fly on the wall. LOL