I put each piece of paper (the hand written letter, the receipt from Bath and Body Works, and the Envelope), I put each one in it's own zip lock bag.

I then went to the backyard and told my landlord. She said "oh my god, how sick is this'?

Alan just woke up (what a way to wake up!!!).

He's getting dressed.

We are contacting the police.

Oh, I called up Bath and Body Works, they are re-sending the order via Fed Ex and told me "your package was sent originally through your local post office.

This post office ALWAYS screws up stuff. Always. We are always getting other people's mail, from different blocks away.

Personally, anyone who can draw a tiny cat and put 666 under it, and print (seems very childish to me). But we're doing everything we should be doing.

Anyone read about the 17 year olds who put Dulcolax in a home made cake and hand delivered it to their teachers? It was in my local newspaper two days ago. The whole story. These were not nutty kids, these were good kids, close to the teachers, on the cheerleading squad, and they thought it would be a hoot on the remaining days of school to pull a prank.

They are going to be charged with a crime. They are all mortified. They honestly didn't know the teachers would be rushed to the hospital.

Want to know what scares me? Not the kids who pulled this prank. They are stupid, cluelss kids who will obviously get killed by their parents, and they'll pay the price. It's what one of THEIR friends said when this whole thing went down.

After the 17 year olds were arrested, one of their friends was interviewed and she said "So what's the big deal, so what if they go the bathroom, it's only laxitives for god's sake".

NOW THAT SCARES ME.!!! That's a criminal mentality.

oh brother.