*lol* I don't have the largest gel pen collection... yet *cough* (but you all can send donations heh.. My kids can burp on command.. I cannot.. my 7 yr old can do the alphabet and say "I love you" ..they have such talent!

Hmm..maybe I can grow my eyebrows together and have the biggest unibrow in GA??



*Still thinking* Maybe I can pull a string of popcorn kernels through my ears or something..