Yep you know which "days" I'm talkin bout...the ones you have where for no sane reason ya just want to be Ma Bell...reach out and touch somebody...only more like slap the living hairs right off their body!! Now, these pore old folks ain't done a thing, just livin like you tryin to do their best.

Unless of course its JMiller...then I might give ya permission...jes kiddin baby.

But for some unknown and inexplainable reason, you just want to smack em soooo hard their teeth hit the floor and keep chatterin fer a week!! Why, its all ya can do not to just give in to the urge to just lift up that arm and wham!! Why Uncle Remi's red roaster it'd be a jail sentence fer sho...so instead you keep it inside and it jest gits worse!! You feel like any minute ya gonna explode...you jest know the next pore ole fool that comes along is gonna git knocked all the way to another universe.

You try being in a room by yourself...here they come...can't leave ya alone, ain't got sense the good Lord gave rollie pollies. Least they know to roll up in a ball when something is after them!! You leave and go to another room...here they come...like they jest darin ya to hit em...almost like they jest asking fer that butt whuppin...

You've gritted ya teeth so hard your TMJ is hurtin sumthin fierce and you know you can't raise ya arm or they won't have a dumb head on their shoulders!! You've done everything you can do to avoid the inevitable...one more move and uh oh...here it comes...just what you been trying to avoid all day...STOP!!!

I have a revenge method...start asking the most detailed questions and as many as you can as fast as you can...don't stop...until you have asked about 10...then say...well if you can't answer go somewhere else!! Before you get to the third they will be gone...

The trick is to ask questions you know they ain't gonna want to answer...
questions like...

Ever had sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend? Ever drink alcohol when we(parents) are not here, or had a party? Do you think I should lose some weight, want to go on an exercise program with me? Would you like to cook tonight? Will you go do the laundry? How much do you really love me?

Get the idea...amazing how fast it clears a room...and nobody got smacked...now thats being diplomatic...something I usually avoid!! lol

Anybody want to start the grill for ribs?