I was once in Florida at a Red Lobster. They had on the menu "all you can eat" of Alaskan King Crab.

With butter sauce.

Don't ask how much crab I ate. I had to use thise nut cracker kind of things to break the crab legs and get the crab meat out.

It was the most delicious thing I ever ate. And the crab legs "KEPT ON COMING".

I must have had 3 dishes of the it. All those gigantic crab legs on my plate.

I thought Alan would die, he hated looking at it. He doesn't eat these things.

He won't try anything new. And god forbid I should ever make macaroni instead of his usual spaghetti.

I keep telling him "it's still pasta". He doesn't care. He only likes spaghetti.

The other night I made him fusile (which is curly spaghetti). I told my friends, want to bet he looks at it and says: "But you know I like spaghetti".

I should have bet them $1000. That's exactly what he said.

But he ate it. He had no choice. Either eat it, or wear it!!! lol