I was in a really bad mood when a "friend" asked how I was doing so I started to try to explain only to be interrputed with oh yeah I know just how you feel.

I offered to hit her in the foot with a hammer that way not only would it burn with pain but eventually it would go numb.....then stick a bunch of pins in her legs and let the neighbors dog chase her around the block few times.....then I would believe that she really did know just how I felt!

She didn't much like that idea lol