Ahhh Tom my whole family with the exception of me

are heading down your way next month and me here with a whole case of Gluhwein left and noone to share it with!@!
Although Daisymay is sooo tempting considering I live in the state that for years had a themepark based on the hillbilly lifestyle called Dogpatch USA whose main characters were you guessed it.....Daisymay and Lil Abner, I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one LOL!
I'm kid of partial to Former AF Wife Seeking Sugar Daddy but hey what do I need with more man problems right?
Seems like every where you turn there is a curious monkey hanging around yet she hasn't swung over here yet
I'm thinking Nae Nae is the clear winner here! Or I could go by my other childhood nickname by friends but rather not as it isn't very flattering you see I was a thin dark haired buxom young thing called.......Ralph.