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Old 06-30-2008, 08:25 AM
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That's the best ability for when you get old. Being able to go the bathroom AT ALL without any problems.

Yesterday I was speaking to EVERYBODY around the corner. On the porch, on the corner, LOTS OF PEOPLE. All over the age of 58.

EVERYBODY'S CONSTIPATED. Everybody either takes stool softeners, or laxatives.

One person takes both every single night. She said "if I don't do this, I'll bleed".

The whole nation seems to be constipated. Good Lord.

It's scary.

I once read that one's immune system is in the gut and if the gut works, everything will work.

Seems to be that most people's guts ARE NOT WORKING.

At least not in Brooklyn, NY. lol

Oh, if one more person tells me to stop losing weight, I'm going to bop him on the head. It's always the larger sized people who tell me this. It's NEVER the normal sized person.

The big ones look at me and say "enough already, your face is going to disappear".

My face is not disappearing. my body is....lol

What the heck am I supposed to do?? Go back to eating ribs and beefburgers??

My doctors are extremely happy with my body (I'm not, but that's me, I'm like most girls, we don't like what we see in the mirror).

But honestly, if one more person looks at me and says "okay, you can stop dieting now".

I don't diet. I just eat what I'm supposed to eat.

jeez. Look for an explosion in Brooklyn, NY sometime today.

One more person!!!! lol
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