Oh Rosebud! I dont get here often, and your thread has made me laugh until my side hurt. of course my favorite quote was

For starts it makes your neighbours husband a lot more interesting. SCARY!

Just thought I'd run this past you as a word of warning. Even my ex husband doesn't look so bad...REALLY SCARY!!!

LOL

I can't think of good response other than asking if you've been spayed?

LOL Peg