Oh man, I can't forget Mr. "I Pity the Fool" T!!!!

He was the nicest man.
He was the bouncer at Dingbat's, my favorite dance club back in the day. He told my friend and I if anyone even looked at us funny, he'd take care of them for us. I was introduced to my ex-husband there - not by Mr. T., but from a co-worker of mine at the hospital I saw there one night. He introduced me to his brother-in-law.
Still, I guess you could say if it hadn't been for Mr. T., my son would never have been born. Then again, maybe I wouldn't be such a Dingbat today.